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Smashing Blue [05 Mar 2009|03:03am]
Ah first post back...*sniff* sexy...anyway this is snatched from the star lady....WHA?



1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag 10 or morehowever many friends you have who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

Smashing BlueCollapse )


oh hell that was creepy yet cool and im so pissed at my psp now.

anyway I tag everyone i want....which is you people....you know who you are because it's on my profile. do it....or do it again. NYAN!
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REQUEST REQUEST REQUEST!!! [03 Mar 2009|11:03pm]
wow....found this baby and i'm gonna revive it.

to those still on my friends list...if you are not interested in reconnecting with me please send me a PM asking me to remove you.

those who are....leave a comment and lets talk!!! YAY!!
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[02 Oct 2006|03:29am]
"It's isn't pendantry, but mearly a desire for accuracy."

"Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water."



simply because I wan't to be able to remember the second and the first makes me laugh......a little. then of course I get a tad bit offended. Then I resume my laughter while skipping over the question of why i am offended from the onset. Yes. Strangeness consumes me. Deal.
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[28 Sep 2006|03:10am]
my dog. my sweet little dog decided that he wanted to play 101 Dalmations today. he wrapped his leash around my legs and lay his ass down. Now that in and of itself is nothing. The problem is that the leash knocked my phone off the clip. And where did this happen. Right above a street drain. No my phone did not fall in. Holy snapple knows its small enough to fall in though.

Yes my dog almost caused my sexy $500 cell to fall into a damn sewer.

I'm not speaking to him.
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[26 Sep 2006|02:09pm]
I'm going to say this once to the little coward. ONCE.

If you want to talk shit about me to your little pre-teen friends, have the balls to talk shit about me to me. Don't send shit through the grapevine. This is a whole lot of high school bullshit. Don't play adult games if you aren't ready sweetheart.

You spend too much time in the mirror if everywhere you see are dogs. take a step back, look around, grasp reality and stop being a fucking pussy about everything. you talk shit because you know you're wrong. What will telling people crap about me accomplish? They don't know me. We don't run in the same circles. Does it make you feel better to snicker behind your hand like some Prozac filled airhead teen? Does that excite you bitch?

In conclusion, Shinya....yes you, because I know you're watching my journal like a fucking middle aged pervert stalker....talk your shit to ME! You want to play, then let's play.
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[25 Sep 2006|01:51pm]
I could slap you bitch. Really I could. I don't ask for much but please....stop acting like a spoiled child who's toys have been taken away. making enemies and fucking around with people because they seem to like someone you do not....that gets you nowhere. you will find nothing but bad energies directed at you because of it. the universe will find a way to make you pay and I will laugh. laugh and choke on my milk.....then laugh again.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! GROW SOME BALLS! LET SHIT GO! or at least kill yourself you wanna-be emo fucker.
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dammit [23 Sep 2006|09:29pm]
Who called me? it's someone in Louisiana. Seriously. I've been getting calls from this unknown number for the past day and a half and finally I get left a message. from who?

Ashley? That's what i think the girl said. Either way, I don't know the number...I don't know the person....I don't think. She even used my real name. Who the hell knows my real name?

So who is it? Eh? WHO DUN IT!!!????
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[22 Sep 2006|12:58pm]
Snagged this from kigan who snatched it from oulan. Told her I would put it up, so I am. I mean I don't have many people on my friends list after the great delete but what the hell.

I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!

1. Your middle name:
2. Age:
3. Single or taken:
4. Favorite movie:
5. Favorite song:
6. Favorite band/artist:
7. Dirty or clean:
8. Tattoos and/or piercings:

HERE COMES THE...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
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move on [17 Sep 2006|05:53pm]
*le sigh*

this has been bugging me for a bit so I should get it out here...right? right. thanks.

Japan is not...NOT...the end all of all things holy. You....yes, YOU, are not cool because you are/have visited or are graced with being full or part japanese. You are not hot shit because you buy CDs from Japan on a regular basis or own 80 Japanese language books (which you have never even opened). You are not Mother fucking Theresa because people think you are teh coolness for mentioning Japan at every corner.

Now I understand you have never had friends before. It's sad really but kind of funny. So I am here to say....friends aren't real if you have to buy them. they're dolls you play with. or really you're the doll.....they will eventually leave you when you come back from Japan and stop giving them shit or whenever Japan stops being hot and mass amounts of people move on to another asian country. Then you will be just as lame as before.....only now instead of having no friends you will have many enemies. FUN TIMES!

I shall finish this with these pointers...maybe come back when I think of something else...right? Right.

1. Japan is not sexy. yeah it has it's points, but it's not sexy at all. It has 3 times the population of the US squeezed into land about the size of North Carolina. Does that sound like a nice place? Not to mention anything worth living in will break your bank account.

2. you are not sexy. Japan does not like you. the people do not like you. hell people in america do not like you. Do you think pretending to be Japanese will make someone like you? No. it will make you look like a total fucking ass. people will keep you areound to laugh at you, have youbuy shit, them laugh some more.

3. Really, japan is not sexy. get over it. Don't be arrogant simply because you are there now. Eventually you will get kicked out....why you ask? because you are a dirty american. you will always be a dirty american. you can have babies with some retarded japanese man and you will be a dirty american with dirty blood children. Wonderful life right?

4. Do not try to marry a Japanese man simply so you can have a Japanese name? Hell for that matter, do not go to some random name generator and go by the name it gives you. that is THE lamest shit ever. I guarantee you there will be at least 80 white, mid-america, cosplay freakish kids at you next convention for anime crap with the same "japanese" name. It also probably means you're a filthy whore....but then again it is descriptive.

5. you are a whore because neither you, nor japan, is sexy by any means. yet you ride it like it has a fat dick and a wallet to match. Just get off before you give the poor thing crabs.

this is all for now. As you can see I am quite upset. Please stop, move on and stop being such a fucking loser. it's no wonder your only friends are pre-pubescent children on the internet.
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To LJ: [14 Sep 2006|06:35pm]
What the fuck is this crap at the top of my comments/user info page?

What the hell is wrong with you people? i can't even get to my general manage screen[EDIT: no wonder...it's at the BOTTOM OF THE DAMN PAGE??!!!] to see if there is a way to change it back. Is there? there was nothing wrong with the old look. Do you think you're deviantArt now, trying to give us "updates" we don't need and that cause more trouble than needed?

Seriously....to the people at LJ.....FUCKING ASSHOLES! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??!!! HOW THE HELL IS THIS NAVIGATION LOGICAL???!!! THERE ARE LESS THAN HALF THE CHOICES THAN BEFORE??!!! IS THIS SOME SCHEME TO MAKE US PAY? DO PAID MEMBERS GET TO CHOSE BETWEEN THIS HORSE CRAP AND THE OLD LOOK???!!! FUCK YOU LJ! A BIG HORSE DICK FUCK YOU!

Thank you for your time,
The ever illustrious and iced decadence...TnR.

P.S. Please give me back my old look.
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*sigh* [08 Sep 2006|11:43pm]
We're gonna make this public simply for the fact that I can't be bothered with whining cunts bitching about me wanting to hide. Public post of the month.

Shinya....little one....whining whore extraordinare. Get over it. People are going to say shit about you. That is life. unfortunately for you years on the internet are like months. things you have done long ago will always be around to haunt you. Ways you acted will always be in people's minds and you can never escape that stigma. yes...you are a whining, snotty, royal brat of a bitch. We all know this. Some people like that. hence, you have friends. Many people don't...hence, your enemies.

You see....whatever happens between you and dear kigan is one thing. She can hold her own. I worry not. But you, my lovely litty hypocrite, you...insulted a friend of mine...a very very dear friend. In fact, one who gave you the venue to express you old hatred of me for no reason. Funny how things come full circle. I gave you your ranting room and let things go years ago. You have found a way back into my life now and i refuse to let it go. you want to bitch and moan. then bitch at me. You want to fight someone. Fight me. You want to cry in a corner about how people hate you? Go ahead. I'll be here waiting when you're done to rip your ass apart again and again.

you have officially pissed me off and that takes alot of ding. So congrats babe. You have earned a new enemy and i promise you i wont let you rest. Fuck with hideko or even kigan again. i will break back so hard on your ass you wont know what side of your flabby ass is up.

kisses.
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The first time is always hardest [21 Jun 2006|09:52pm]
So as all my lovelies have discovered....I have moved.

This shall be my new journal....dont cry.

anyway... slaphappyfuck is going to be an icon journal from now on. Swanky ne?

Glad you agree....now only if I really had something to say.
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